Congratulations, Mom-to-Be: You’re currently carrying a big ol’ bundle of raging pregnancy hormones! Pretty much anything can unleash your anger or tears, from a barista spelling your name wrong (doesn’t matter how many times you spell it out, he always gets it wrong) to a viral video of a parakeet snuggling with a hedgehog (celebrity couple name: hedge-akeet).
Don’t worry, though. It’s all worth it for your little lentil baby:
Links to give you a laugh in the midst of your emotional roller coaster ride:
PREGNANCY TERM OF THE WEEK
Endometrium: The inner mucous membrane of the mammalian uterus. At the next party you attend, say that five times fast to impress your fellow guests!
Nine out of ten doctors do not recommend watching The Notebook during pregnancy because it will reduce women to a blubbering mess from which they may not recover.
Ten out of ten doctors, however, do recommend indulging in Ryan Gosling pregnancy porn:
REQUISITE CORNY PREGNANCY JOKE
Q: What is a chastity belt?
A: A labor-saving device.
Have a laughter-filled week!