O Birthing Tree! O Birthing Tree!
How sturdy are your branches;
O Birthing Tree! O Birthing Tree!
When she feels a contraction, she blanches;
They just wanted a maternity shot,
But her back ached, so she copped a squat.
O Birthing Tree! O Birthing Tree!
How sturdy are your branches?
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