Baby showers are a time for women to “ooohhh” and “aaahhh” over tiny socks and breast pumps, and for men to be thankful they’re not women.
Also, apparently, a time to provide some subtle encouragement:
Looks like the mother’s milk has already come in. So that’s, um, nice.
Alien chest bursters, sperm-inspired desserts and explicit labor... oh my!
Looking for classy, subtle baby shower cake ideas? Then you have come to the wrong place!...
Good thing heavily pregnant women usually have voracious appetites, because you’d have to be VERY hungry...
Just upload baby's photo and birth details -- and send!
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