How Fergie’s Impending Motherhood May Affect Those Black Eyed Peas Songs

As Fergie’s THREE baby showers have made abundantly clear, she and hubby Josh Duhamel are expecting a baby shortly.  In celebration of the baby’s imminent arrival, we imagine the impact that new motherhood may have on some of those Black Eyed Peas songs:

I gotta feeling…that tonight’s gonna be a long night.
That tonight’s gonna be a long night. That tonight’s gonna be a long, looonnng night.

Imma be on diaper duty
Imma be wipin’ up pooped booty.
Imma be pullin’ out the diaper rash goo
Imma be makin’ up songs about doo-doo.

From Boom Boom Pow to:
Boob boob boob, now
Boob boob boob, now
Boob boob… ow
Boob boob.

From My Humps to My Bump:
My bump, my bump, my bump, my bump,
My bump, my bump, my bump, my bump, my bump, my bump.
My lovely baby bump (bump)
My lovely baby bump (bump)
My lovely baby bump (bump)
Wait — what are the words again? Uh…
Pregnancy brain.