15 Baby Shower Cakes Gone Wrong, Wild and… Whoa!

If only childbirth WERE full of sprinkles and strawberries.

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The onyx pearls keep it classy.

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Four out of five cannibals agreed this cupcake looked delicious.

Yes, that would be a dismembered baby in the birth canal. Congratulations, mom-to-be!

Finally — a shower dessert that paints a realistic picture of new parents’ nights with baby.

Here’s a precious “alien chest burster” baby cake. Unfortunately for guests, there is no way to consume such a cake without being impregnated by an alien. Surprise!

Ah, yes, the ol’ crustacean baby shower cake. Keep waiting for The Little Mermaid‘s Sebastian to pop up and start singing, “Under the C(-section)…”

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If Burger King were having a baby, this would be his baby shower cake.

From the baker’s J.Lo-inspired collection.

“Wassup, ladies.  Any good games on TV?”

Wow.  What a good-sized cake.  Congrats, indeed!

Don’t judge — it’s obviously cold in the womb.

“And this cake is so strange
With private parts and a cat with a hat so tall,
We cannot understand it.
There is no way at all!”

Oh dear. This one definitely calls for a C-section. 

Just keeping you abreast of the latest Pamela Anderson-inspired baby shower cake trends.