Top 10 Ways OB Exams Are Like Trips to the Mechanic

10. They’re administered by someone who’s wearing gloves and looking under the hood.

9. The place is full of shiny instruments.

8. You’re there because you noticed a disconcerting leak.

7. They recommend you come back for regular checkups.

6. You’re not entirely thrilled when they suggest stripping down.

5. If you log too many miles, you’re going to get reprimanded.

4. There may be unpleasant odors being emitted from the back end.

3. Sometimes they need to jack you up to get a better look.

2. They talk about body parts you don’t really understand.

1. Before long, someone will probably break out a bottle of lube.